Is He ***?
September 12, 2008 :: Posted by - admin :: Category - Techno Expo
The following signs may help you decide if your boyfriend or husband may be ***.
He may be *** if:
*his razor is in the bath tub or shower.*his magazine collection contains Men’s Fitness Magazines.*his magazine collection contains a lot of fashion magazines.*he works in retail.*he does regular *******.*he actually likes to dance.*he doesn’t have a lisp but it sounds like he does.*he has had *** with another man.*his music collection contains Christina or Justin.*he is still walking when the treadmill hits 6 miles per hour.
He’s likely *** if:
*he likes *** pornography.*he’s a waiter.*his name is Chad, Jeremy or Josh.*he shaves his body hair.*he calls his male friends girlfriend.*he calls anything fabulous.*he watches day time television, or any show about cooking or decorating*he watches Will & Grace.*when he is asked if he is gay, he has to think about his answer and answers in a politically correct way.*he has a loofah in the shower.*he works in retail.*he is obsessed with body image.*his music collection contains a lot of house or techno.*he knows who Margaret Cho is.
He’s more than likely *** if:
*he’s a hairdresser.*he has more underwear than you.*his diet contains any of the following: E, K, G Crystal or Poppers.*he spends a lot of time dancing with his shirt off.*he chooses to go by Stephen, Patrick or Jonathan.*when asked if he is gay, he aggressively answer that he is straight.*he prefers to have *** with other men.*he has a boyfriend.most of his female friends are overweight.*he is far more attractive than you.*he has more girlfriends than guy friends.*his wardrobe consists of shirts that have Old Navy, Gap, Banana Republic or Abercrombie logos on them.*he watches Friends.*he knows what a loofah is.*he lives in the city and still drives a pick up truck.*he’s a male figure skater.*his music collection contains any of the following: Madonna, Britney, Kylie, Barbara, Celine, Shania or Cher.
He’s definitely *** if:
*if he has ever been involved in a *** bashing.*he is not the parent of a male figure skater, yet, he likes watching figure skating.
Lindsay Wincherauk is a co-author of Seed’s Sketchy Relationship Theories – A Guide to the Perils of Dating (How not to become a bar regular).
By: Lindsay Wincherauk
About the Author:
Lindsay Wincherauk is a Vancouver based author. See his website at http://www.seedenterprises.com
Check out his critically acclaimed book Seed’s Sketchy Relationship Theories – A Guide to the Perils of Dating (How not to become a bar regular). Fire a question his way in his online form Ask Seed.
